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North by North Quahog |
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Peter and Lois decide to go on
a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as
Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a
"The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the
film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film. |
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2.Fast
Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High |
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Brian becomes a substitute teacher
at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery.
When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love
with his new teacher,
Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband.
When Lois finds out,
she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson. |
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3.
Blind Ambition |
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After Mort bowls a perfect game,
and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he
has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting
the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation
leaves him blind with nickel poisoning. |
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4.
Don't Make Me Over |
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When Meg gets turned down for a
date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall,
where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a
band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing.
Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their
travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live." |
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5.
The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire |
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When Peter hears Loretta scream,
he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter
figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it.
But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly. |
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6.
Petarded |
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After winning a game of Trivial
Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian
suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results
say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem
abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away
because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting. |
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7.
Brian the Bachelor |
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"The Bachelorette" comes
to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the
show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in
love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his
cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief. |
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8.
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter |
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Peter runs up his tab at Mort's
Pharmacy. When he is told he has to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans.
When Meg finds out that Neil is dating another girl, she becomes jealous
and tries to find herself a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with
Liddane, his new babysitter. |
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9.
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do |
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Lois's kleptomania lands her in
jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual.
In an effort to restore their lives Peter breaks Lois out of jail, only
to find themselves fugitives living in "Asian Town" Peter takes
up sumo wrestling to pay the bills, until Joe sees Peter on television and
goes after them. |
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10.
Model Misbehavior |
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Lois fulfills a lifelong dream
of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian
in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman. |
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11.
Peter's Got Woods |
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Peter and Brian's friendship becomes
strained after Brian begins dating Meg's high school teacher. Peter finds
a replacement in new best friend James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because
of a suggestion to rename James Woods High School after Martin Luther King
Jr. |
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12.
Perfect Castaway |
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When Peter and the guys decide
to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island,
their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter
suprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband. |
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13.
Jungle Love |
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When Chris is supposed to be hazed
for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes
frustrated by his new job at the beer factory. |
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PTV |
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After a "wardrobe malfunction"
occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter's
favorite television shows. As a result Peter creates his own TV station
"PTV" which broadcasts from of the Griffin home. Peter and Brian
create their own edgy programming for the station until the FCC shows up
to shut down PTV, and censor all controversial material in Quahog. |
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15.
Brian Goes Back to College |
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After writing a story for a local
magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker. He admitted that he didn't
graduate from college and lost his job. So he went back to college. In the
end, he failed. |
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16. The
Courtship of Stewie's Father |
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Lois thinks Stewie is trying to
kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders
Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship
with Herbert. |
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17. Fat
Guy Strangler |
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Lois discovers she has a brother
named Patrick and therefore takes the family cross-country to meet him.
However, it turns out that he's in a mental institution, but Lois thinks
he's sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter
starts a Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. |
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18. The
Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz |
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When Peter's dad visits the family,
he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mixup
with holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church
around his hero, The Fonz. |
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19.
Brian Sings & Swings
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After Brian has a near-death experience
in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly
singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very
long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to
be a lesbian. |
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20. Patriot
Games |
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At his high school reunion, Peter
tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom,
charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who
offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie
money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie. |
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21. I Take
Thee Quagmire |
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When Peter wins a maid for a week
as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually
marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the
marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result,
goes through withdrawals. |
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22. Sibling
Rivalry |
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Peter gets a vasectomy and loses
all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's
regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control,
she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart,
returning her to her normal weight. |
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23. Deep
Throats |
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Meg becomes an intern for Mayor
West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian
and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg more than just an intern.
Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local
talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention. |
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24.
Peterotica |
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After reading an erotic novel,
Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing
Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become
a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics. |
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25.You May
Now Kiss
The...Uh...Guy Who Receives
You
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Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits
the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants
to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort
to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts
to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. |
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26. Petergeist
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Peter wants to top Joe, who just
built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his
backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an
Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets
sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get
Stewie back from the poltergeist. |
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| 27. Untitled
Griffin Family History |
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After robbers enter into the Griffin
house, the family tries to gain safety in Peter's panic room. Trapped with
no way out, Peter decides to tell his family the history of their ancestry
by narrating a chain of events that describe his family's past. |
